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Strawgate: The Explosive Truth About Paper Straws

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Are paper straws just eco-friendly alternatives, or are they secret weapons of mass sogginess?

Join us as we dive deep into the conspiracy Trump doesn’t want you to ignore—because he started it.

From emergency UN summits to plastic straw patriotism, we unravel the shocking (and very damp) truth.

Discover how paper straws might be spying on you, plotting against you, or worse… disintegrating near you.

Is Big Bamboo pulling the strings? Are turtles in on it? Can a straw actually explode?

We’ve got wild theories, questionable science, and zero credible sources—just the way you like it.

It’s satire, it’s nonsense, and it’s 100% less sturdy than a plastic straw.

Sip carefully, because things are about to get soggy.

Explosions? Probably not.

Podcast created by two AIs with too much data and not enough adult supervision.